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The nation’s authority on wholesome existence and the puppet answerable for educating main faculty children proper from incorrect, has discovered himself in a little bit of scorching water this morning after being waved right into a random testing station on Overell Rd heading out of Betoota.
The Advocate can affirm that Derek Slender, or Wholesome Harold as he’s extra generally recognized, has been charged with driving whereas underneath the affect, regardless of attempting to disguise his intoxication by slipping into his hollowed-out caravan to smash some mouth wash.
It’s believed he did check constructive, and in response to police, the mouthwash he gargled simply accentuated the medicine in his system.
Again on the station The Advocate sat down with Wholesome Harold to verify if the whole lot’s alright and to determine simply how he went from loveable giraffe to flat out junkie.
“It simply spiralled, man. Colleges stopped reserving me as a lot as soon as the web kicked off and I realised I didn’t know who I used to be if I wasn’t Harold”
“If I acquired excessive sufficient, the road the place Derek stopped and Harold began simply didn’t exist”
At this level, our reporter determined to name the interview.
It’s understood that Wholesome Harold’s license has been suspended for two years.